The following is an interview administered by my logical half (LH) to my whimsical half (WH).
LH: So I suppose the first question should be why the hell you’ve decided to start a tumblr account? Don’t you consider your pathetic twitter account as proof positive you’re just not that great at social media?
WH: Pathetic?! I provide quality twitters in a timely fashion. Fashionably late is a time right? It’s quality over quantity!
LH: Tweets. Sure. What about Facebook? Your last post there is so old that it was written in Latin.
WH: *nods while checking Facebook on iPhone*
LH: It’s pretty clear you have nothing to say that couldn’t be expressed on the back of a cocktail napkin.
WH: How big is the cocktail napkin?
LH: What kind of narsasistic asshole are you?
WH: The worst kind. The kind with an Internet connection and tons of free time.