Yeah, but what else?

By now I’m sure most everyone is familiar with the Dos Equis commercials centering around The Most Interesting Man In The World.  The commercials have the feel as if they’ve been completely ripping off the Chuck Norris Internet phenomenon from a few years back, however that’s neither here nor there.  The interesting part of those commercials to me is that the Most Interesting Man in the World always ends the commercials with his catch phrase: ‘I dont always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis’  That’s great and all for when he drinks beer, but he explicitly states he DOESNT always drink beer.

What else does he drink?  One would assume that it would be wine, or some other libation.  Those would be solid guesses, but we’re not talking about the most predictable man in the world.  This guy isn’t just interesting, he’s the most interesting: the dude stopped World War Three; his car is a dog sled; His sexual preference is for lazy-eyed amputees.  Have you seen the guy’s house cat?  It’s a fucking mountain lion.  I’d hate to see the litter clumps that thing makes.  Gonna need a snow shovel.

No, tMIMitW wouldn’t drink something as expected as wine, no matter how obscure or French.  A man of discerning, yet interesting, taste would have a more refined pallet for the unexpected. A thirst, if you will, for the unorthodox and eccentric.  I decided that I should help out the ad firm make the parallel tag line, for when he’s not imbibing beer.

I dont always drink beer, and when I don’t, I prefer:

  • antifreeze (maybe if he were a dog?)
  • that weird secretion a really deep cut makes before it heals
  • shampoo (two in one)
  • gasoline (plus - premium would be too expected)
  • buttermilk
  • orphan blood

The list is endless, but more importantly, it would be interesting.